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Three women were about to be executed by armed soldiers. One was studying electrical engineering. One was studying molecular biology and the last one was studying gender studies. Two guards bring the electrical engineering student forward. The soldiers point the guns at her and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts:
“Ready. One. Two.”
Suddenly the electrical engineering student yells:
“Earthquake!!”
Everyone is startled and looks around and she manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the molecular biology student forward and the executioner asks if she has any last request. She says no and the executioner shouts:
“Ready. One. Two.”
The molecular biology student then screams:
“Tornado!”
Yet again everyone is startled and looks around and this student escapes too. By this time even the idiotic gender studies student has figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last request. She also says no and the executioner shouts:
“Ready. One. Two.”
And the gender studies student shouts:
“Fire!!!”
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