A Republican, a Liberal and a Social Justice Warrior go to a magic mirror. They are all told to stand in front of the mirror and say what they like, but they will disappear if they lie. The Republican stood in front of the mirror and said:
“I think I'm the smartest person in the world!”
Poof they disappeared.
Next the Liberal stood in front of the mirror and said:
“I think I'm the most beautiful person in the world!”
Poof they disappeared.
Lastly, the Social Justice Warrior stood in front of the mirror and said:
“I think…”
Poof they disappeared.
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