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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant Social Justice Warriors. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ask for ten glasses; then they sit down at a large table. The corks pop off and the glasses are full to the brim as they laugh out loud and clang their glasses together, toasting of their victories and chanting:
“51 days, 51 days, 51 days!!!”
Soon, three more of them arrive, taking up their drinks and chanting even louder:
“51 days, 51 days, 51 days!!!”
Two more Justice Warriors show up and soon their voices are joined to the cacophony:
“51 days, 51 days, 51 days!!!”
Finally, the tenth Social Justice Warrior comes in with a picture under their arm. They arrange the picture in the middle of the table and then the table erupts in jubilation. Even more loudly in its continuous chanting. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives all the while chanting:
“51 days, 51 days, 51 days!!!”
The bartender can’t contain his curiously any longer, so he walks over to the table. There In the center is a beautifully framed child’s puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the group:
“What’s all the chanting and celebration about?”
The person who brought in the picture pipes in:
“Everyone thinks that social justice warriors are all nitwits and they never miss an opportunity to make fun of us, but we decided to get some of that back. The ten of us bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but it only took us 51 days.
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