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A feminist who is wearing a dress is walking home from her slut walk. She comes across a boy sitting up in a tree. The boy calls down to her:
"Do a cartwheel, lady."
The feminist shakes her head "No". So the boy tempts her with a cookie. She agrees to this offer and does an impressive cartwheel in front of the boy. When she gets home her mother asks where she got the cookie. The feminist tells her mother about the cartwheel and the boy. The mother schools her daughter not to do that anymore.
"The boy is just trying to see your underwear."
The next day the feminist is wearing a dress again and the boy asks her to do another cartwheel. At first she tells me "No".
"Will you do it for a cookie?" the boy asks.
Without another word she springs into action and completes a cartwheel and the boy is all smiles. Afterwards the feminist greets her mother who is sitting in the kitchen looking worried.
"I see you have a cookie. Tell me you didn't do another cartwheel."
The daughter freely admits that she did.
"But I tricked him mom. I wasn't wearing any underwear this time."
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