SJW Jokes

A feminist well versed in male privilege decided to try horseback riding, even though she had no prior experience. She mounted the horse unassisted and the horse immediately sprung into motion. It galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the woman began to slip from the saddle. In terror she grabbed for the horse’s mane, but couldn’t seem to get a firm grip. She tried to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slid down the side of the horse anyway. The horse galloped along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip she leapt away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately her foot became entangled in the stirrup and she was at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head struck the ground over and over. As her head was battered against the ground, she was mere moments away from unconsciousness. Then, to her great fortune, the Wal-Mart manager saw her and shut the horse off.