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A man was in his front yard mowing the lawn when his neighbor, an attractive third wave feminist with green hair, comes out of the house and walks straight to the mailbox. She opened it up and then slammed it shut, storming back into the house. A little later she comes out again to check on the mailbox and again she looks inside and slams it shut. Brushing the green locks from her eyes she walks back in a huff. As the man was getting ready to edge the grass, the feminist came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man said:
"Is something wrong?"
"There certainly is," she remarked "My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail'."
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