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A Social Justice Warrior walks into a barber shop one day and asks the barber if he can get his haircut. The barber says:
"Well sir, I can't cut your hair with those headphones on. You're going to have to take them off."
The Social Justice Warrior shakes his head vigorously and replies:
"No! If I take them off, I will die."
The barber didn't believe him so he ripped the headphones off. To the barber's surprise the silly little fellow fell to the floor and died. Picking up the headphones all he heard was:
"Breathe in, breathe out, breath in"
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