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Welcome*

*(undone by humorous medical needs)


C'mon man, I see what's happening here,
You're face to face with a Mighty Wonder,
And it's strange.
You're mesmerized
It's adorable!
Well, it nice to see mortals never change.

Wake up you WOKE PEOPLE!
Yes, it's really me, it's Sebastian,
Breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the Great Mind,
My magnificence!
You're staring at an Orthopod.

What can I say except you're welcome!
For working with hands, arms, and shoulders
You're welcome.
I'm just an ordinary Orthopod.
Oh!

Got two working thumbs,
Working about just any time of day.
That's no useless pile of hey. (no?)

When the nights got cold
And you just didn't know
Who gave you all the answers?
You're lookin' at him, yo

I lassoed you in.
You're welcome.
Where do I begin?
Remove all you're pains
All part of my Master Plan.

Also I put you at easy
You're welcome!
To fill your hopes and fuel,
Your Dreams.
You're welcome!

There's no need to pray, it's okay.
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me.
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it,
Patients, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain all my expertise
My training, my education, my knowledge
That's Sebastian just messing around.

I earn my fee.
I go the stuff.
I sprouted a need, you got the coconuts?
What's the lesson?
What is the take-away?
Don't mess with Sebastian,
When he's on the break-away!

And the tapestry on my walls
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at the Legend,
That's mini-Sebastian just,
Tippity-tappin'

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome!
For the all the bliss you know.
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go.

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome.
'Cause my song is just about done.
I'm busy and have many more to save.

Can't say it hasn't been a lot of fun.
You're welcome!

'Cause Sebastian can do anything but,
Gloat.

You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!