The Kitchen Dialog

The Kithen Dialog

Dad: I know what you are going to say before you say it.

Mom: Paul said me prayed for me.

Paul: Dad said he... He assumes too much.

Dad: And you don't assume enough. Do you know how to use the dishwasher? Paul only washes the dishes by hand.

Mom: This is all wrong. Stephen does a better job than me. That's a long wash. 2 1/2 hours.

Dad: 2 1/2 hours?