I am Sam.
Sam-I-am.

That Sam-I-am.
That Sam-I-am.
I do not like that Sam-I-am.

Do you like Donald Trump?

I do not like him.
Sam-I-am.
I do not like Donald Trump.

Would you listen to him here or there?

I would not listen here or there.
I would not listen to him anywhere.
I do not like Donald Trump.
I do not like him Sam-I-am

Would you listen to him in your house?
Would you listen with a church mouse?

I do not listen in my house.
I will not listen with a church mouse.
I do not listen here or there.
I do not listen to him anywhere.
I do not like Donald Trump.
I do not like him Sam-I-am

Would you listen to him in a box?
Would you listen with a foxy gal?

Not in a box.
Not with a foxy gal.
Not in my house.
Not with a church mouse.
I would not listen to him here or there.
I would not like Donald Trump.
I do not like him Sam-I-am

Would you? Could you? In a car?
Listen now! Listen now! Can't you hear?

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like him. You will see.
You may like Trump in a tree.

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like Trump in a box.
I do not like Trump with a foxy gal.
I will not listen at my house.
I do not care for him with a church mouse.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like Trump anywhere.
I do not like Donald Trump.
I do not like him Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?

Not on a train.
Not in a tree!
Not in a car!
Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I will not listen with a foxy gal.
I will not with a mouse.
I will not listen at my house.
I will not listen here or there.
I will not listen to Trump anywhere.
I do not like Donald Trump.
I do not like him Sam-I-am

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark.
Not on a train.
Not in a car.
Not in a tree.
I do not like Trump, Sam, you see.
Not in my house.
Not in a box.
Not with a church mouse.
Not with a foxy gal.
I will not listen here or there.
I do not like him anywhere!

You do not like Donald Trump?

I do not like Donald Trump.

Could you, would you with a goat?

I would not, could not, with a goat.

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not listen to him in the rain.
I will not listen on a train.
Not in the dark!
Not in a tree!
Not in a car!
You let me be!
I do not like him in a box.
I do not like them with a foxy gal.
I will listen in my house.
I do not like him with a church mouse.
I do not like Trump here or there.
I do not like him ANYWHERE!
I do not like Donald Trump!
I do not like him Sam-I-am.

You do not like him.
So you say.
Try and listen! Try and listen!
And you may.
Try to listen and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be, I will try to listen.
You will see.

Say! I like Donald Trump.
I do! I like him, Sam-I-am!
And I would listen to him in a boat.
And I would listen to Trump with a goat.
And I will listen to Trump in the rain.
And in the dark.
And on a train.
And in a car.
And in a tree.
He is so good, so good, you see!
So I will listen to him in a box.
And I will listen to him with a foxy gal.
And I will listen in my house.
And I will listen with a church mouse.
And I will listen to Trump here and there.
Say! I will listen to him ANYWHERE!
I do so like Donald Trump!
Thank you! Thank you. Sam-I-am!