In a world where political correctness reigns supreme,
And logic takes a backseat to the latest meme,
We've got a song that's sure to make you grin,
A parody of "Wet Ass Pussy" that's sure to win.

Our version's called "Woke Ass Puppy,"
And it's all about a dog that's super fluffy.
With fur as soft as a cloud in the sky,
And a bark that's politically correct, oh my!

No wet ass here, that's too crude,
We're all about the woke and the good.
This puppy's got a heart of gold,
And a wagging tail that can't be controlled.

He's a vegan pup, with a heart of green,
Fighting climate change with every scene.
He recycles, he composts, he's the best,
A woke ass puppy, put to the test.

No more wet ass, that's so last year,
We're all about the woke and the sincere.
This parody's a hit, it's sure to please,
A woke ass puppy, the world's new tease.